Laughing At Myself

The past few days at work, I have been about as graceful as an elephant. On Friday I stretched my legs under the table and hit the power cord for the server that connects everyone in the room (about 8 of us) to the client's network. ZAP - we were all shutdown. Yesterday my chair got stuck under my table and I had to yank it out causing the entire table to shake. Not a huge deal except that I share the table with someone. Today I was trying out a new reusable water bottle and it leaked all over me... UGH! I think the guy sitting next to me is getting a little nervous.